A.I. & Chill | 2.23.23
See what stories came out of our latest community collab on Twitter Spaces. Are the Chicago Bulls turning people into actual bulls? Are Matt Damon and Ben Affleck leprechauns? Read on to find out!
The following stories were created by prompts input into ChatGPT, and the images, created using Midjourney.
BIG thank you to our collaborators this week!
Guy Ritchie Makes a Monster Flick
The cryptid monsters prowled the streets like a pack of wild animals, each one with their own unique set of skills and attributes. There was the towering Sasquatch, with arms as thick as tree trunks and a roar that could shake the city to its core. Then there was the nimble Chupacabra, whose razor-sharp claws and lightning-fast reflexes made it the perfect assassin. And let's not forget about the sly Jersey Devil, with its ability to fly and disappear into the shadows at will.
Together, they were unstoppable, a force to be reckoned with. They ruled the city's underbelly with an iron fist, preying on the weak and helpless and striking fear into the hearts of their enemies. No one knew where they came from, or what their ultimate goal was. All that was certain was that they were not to be trifled with.
But little did they know, there was a new player in town. A detective with a sharp mind and a thirst for justice, determined to take down the cryptid gang once and for all.
One night, the detective finally caught a glimpse of the monsters, as they emerged from the shadows to carry out a daring heist. He drew his gun, ready to take them down, but something about them gave him pause.
He saw the desperation in their eyes, the hunger that drove them to do what they did. They weren't mindless monsters, he realized. They were creatures of this earth, just like him. And maybe, just maybe, there was a way to reason with them.
So the detective put down his gun and approached the cryptid gang, speaking to them in a calm, measured tone. To his surprise, they listened. They heard him out, and eventually, they agreed to lay down their arms and leave the city for good.
The detective watched as they disappeared into the night, a sense of relief washing over him. He had done it. He had saved the city from the monsters.
But as he turned to leave, he felt a pang of regret. Had he done the right thing? Should he have tried to understand them sooner? He would never know, but one thing was certain: he would never forget the cryptid monsters, and the lessons they taught him about compassion and understanding.
Chicago Bulls Fans Become Actual Bulls
by Chris Hackett and Zach Lona
Chicago Bulls fans have been known for their unwavering support for the team, but things have taken a bizarre turn in the Windy City. Reports have surfaced that some Bulls fans have begun to transform into bulls themselves.
Eyewitnesses claim that these fans gradually started exhibiting bovine-like qualities, such as growing horns, hooves, and tails. It is unclear how this phenomenon began, but some speculate that it could be due to a curse placed upon the team by a rival franchise.
The transformation has caused panic and confusion among fans, with many fearing that they may never return to their human form. But there may be a glimmer of hope.
According to local folklore, the only way to break the curse and transform back to human form is for the Chicago Bulls to win an NBA championship. This has given new meaning to the team's quest for a seventh championship, as fans now see it as a matter of life and death.
The Bulls organization has not commented on the situation, but sources say that the team is aware of the curse and is working tirelessly to break it. In the meantime, Bulls fans continue to cheer on their team, hoping that victory on the court will lead to victory off the court as well.
Matt Damon and Ben Affleck Break Celtics Leprechaun Curse
In a bizarre turn of events, Matt Damon and Ben Affleck have become leprechauns and the fate of their city hangs in the balance. The only way to save themselves and their fellow citizens is to make a full court shot during Game 7 of the NBA finals.
Damon and Affleck have been training tirelessly, but the stakes are higher than ever before. If they miss the shot, the entire city will be transformed into trees. Fans are on the edge of their seats as the game approaches, with the leprechauns' fate and that of the city hanging in the balance.
As the final seconds tick down, the leprechauns take their shot. The ball soars through the air, with the hopes and dreams of an entire city resting on its trajectory. And then, miraculously, it swishes through the net, much to the delight and relief of fans everywhere.
As the city celebrates its narrow escape from tree-dom, something truly magical happens. Janeane Garofalo bursts into laughter, and from the top of her head, a beautiful flower sprouts forth. It is a sign of the joy and relief that permeates the city, as Damon and Affleck bask in the adulation of fans and the glory of their improbable shot.
It is a moment that will be remembered forever, as the leprechauns' full court shot secures their place in the annals of history and saves the city from a woody fate.
Celebrities Save Chicago Cubs from Peril
by NS5🎵Nav and Chris Hackett
Chicago Cubs fans have suffered for over a century under the infamous curse of the Billy Goat. But this year, the curse has taken on a strange new form. The entire city has been turning into bears, and the only hope for salvation lies with the Cubs winning the World Series.
As the playoffs heat up, a group of celebrity Cubs fans has emerged to join the fight. Jon Favreau, Vince Vaughn, Will Ferrell, and Bill Murray have all transformed into bears themselves, but have harnessed their newfound powers to aid the Cubs in their quest for a championship.
As the Cubs take to the field, the bears roam the streets of Chicago, rallying fans and intimidating opponents alike. With their celebrity status and bear-like abilities, Favreau, Vaughn, Ferrell, and Murray have become the unlikely heroes of the city.
The stakes couldn't be higher, as the fate of the entire city rests on the Cubs' shoulders. But with the bears on their side, the team has an edge that no other team can match. As the World Series draws to a close, the Cubs manage to pull off a miraculous victory, breaking the curse once and for all.
With the curse lifted, the bears revert back to their human form, and the city of Chicago rejoices. Favreau, Vaughn, Ferrell, and Murray are hailed as heroes, and the Cubs are forever remembered as the team that saved the city from a bear-like fate.
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These are awesome!!! Well done!